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THIS PEA PLANT THAT GREW IN A MAN'S LUNG and Tiny Dancer Morgan Fleming is totally on my wavelength as we wilt and die in this stupid August heat with this link for... beer popsicles!
Regarding Mr. Pea Breath, the article enlighteningly (I guess that's not a word, since it is highlighted with a red squiggle underline, but I think it makes perfect sense and will therefore adamantly use it) states:
"It's not the first story about a seed sprouting in a lung, though experts declared that report implausible.
In 2009, a Russian surgeon said he found a tiny fir tree in someone's lung and suggested the patient could have inhaled a seed. Experts said at the time that a fir seed could not germinate in the lung because it needs sunlight.
The pea that Spillane removed from Sveden's lungs had apparently germinated. An expert conceded it was not out of the question for growth to continue inside his chest – but only if the pea wasn't pasteurized."
Okay, then! Keep 'em coming, ya'll. I've been eating only bacon sandwiches for three straight days and that's kind of boring. Liz, tag, you're it.