Yummy Delicious Not Fancy Dinner #1 or "Grape Nuts"

Not to be mistaken with an all-you-can-eat buffet, these delectable little treats are what I called 'good enuf tonite' kinda like an ex-boyfriend -- and no animals were harmed in the production of this meal, except maybe the cat I'll kick on the way home because of the hunger pains that are still lingering in my stomach.

This combo is the perfect balance of non-animal protein and zero trans fat. The grape drank of 4 Loko pairs quite incredibly with salted peanuts, also supplying my much needed daily dose of alcohol, artificial flavors, guarana, taurine, and caffeine. Now I can power through the rest of this night, so come get your beer hippies, I'm here till eleven and I will introduce thee to the power of GRAAAPPPE NUUUUTTS!!!

Loco 4 FourLoko

These are the remnants of the FourLoko popsicles I made for a party two months ago. As all foodies know, freezing your food is a great way to enjoy fresh ingredients year-round, and these delicious treats never get old. Flavors pictured include Watermelon and Fruit Punch. What kind of fruit is in the fruit punch? I don't know. You can make yours with Grape, Orange, or if you live in a state that sells TWELVE PERCENT FourLoko, lemonade or a million other flavors. Just don't make blue ones. That shit is nasty.
Luckily, Liz has some kind of scientific background in the varying properties of frozen goods, and she confirmed that neither the taste nor the alcoholic content would suffer during the freezing process. She was right, but they do take a long time to freeze - give yourself at least 24 hours prep-time prior to consuming, then suck on this.