Dixson's BBQ off Magnolia Avenue is quite possibly the best place to eat in the whole wide world and specializes in at least four of Eat Me's favorite food groups: barbecue, cake, potato things, and the food group known as Baked Beans. They're only open at the times when you forget they exist, so if you get a craving for a Pigburger Sunday through Wednesday or on Thursday before 4 p.m., you're totally screwed. But if you happen to remember that you want a Pigburger during the twelve hours they're open in any given week, get your ass over there and eat the best potato salad ever, the best baked beans ever and the best cake ever with your pork patty on white bread that oozes the best barbecue sauce ever and requires a fork and knife to properly ingest. OMG.
This is what you'll feel like after eating all this
I swear I'm going grocery shopping today and only buying fruits and vegetables because my bare cabinets created a monster this week. Well, actually, Josh created a monster when the only things we had to eat in the house were Stove Top, eggs, bacon and white bread. And Duke's mayonnaise, which as any self-respecting Southerner will tell you is pretty much the gold standard of condiments. Sooooo, we..... made Stove Top and added bacon bits to it? Then turned the Stove Top/bacon mix into patties? And...... (fried them). Then we fried eggs and put the whole ungodly trio on white bread with mayonnaise. And it was DELICIOUS.