Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sophie's Choice Dog Treats

Sara Baker and Eric Dawson alerted me this week to Sophie's Choice dog treats, a questionably named product available only in Australia, but with flavor names like "Dapples" and "PeeBees". I have two dogs and I assume that if I buy Sophie's Choice dog treats for my pets, one gets the treat and the other must die.
For further reading on this topic, I recommend the "Explanation of Biscuit Sizing."

The Official EAT ME Shirt

This picture is obviously a setup, but I would like to point out that upon closer inspection, the computer area includes a bottle of Jameson (awesome) and a bottle of lotion (not awesome).

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Peanut Butter Cheese WTFudge

I lurv Paula Deen, ya'll, but this?!

1/2 pound sliced easy-melt cheese (recommended: Velveeta)
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup creamy peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup chopped nuts
2 (16-ounce) boxes confectioners' sugar

1/2 pound of easy melt cheese and 2 boxes of confectioner's sugar in one recipe. I'm struggling to abide. Has Eat Me met its match? Lost its way? My brain hurts.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Fried Egg Nestled in Donut. That is All.

Nikki Hamblin says, "yes that is a fried egg...yes it is nestled inside a donut. yes it is terribly wrong."

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Green Acres Flea Market!

Next to the Pilot Light, I think Green Acres is my very favorite place in Knoxville. Every sunny and even slightly warm weekend, its parking lot is full of A) crazy cars like this one abiding by no traffic laws or safety concerns

B) awesome shit like this for sale

and C) FOOD. There are dozens of taquerias, a shaved ice stand that makes people go crazy and several produce stands where you can load up a cardboard box full of 2 weeks of groceries for less than $20. Especially if you like cactus leaves and peppers and plantains. We had pork flatuas and beef tongue tacos with Jaliscos de lima in a lovely booth overlooking the Porn Shack and Shaved Ice stand. Success!