Monday, February 21, 2011
Wendy's Chicken Sandwiches get the Moby Stamp of Approval
He really likes pizza, but I think Eat Me's going for a life-time of free food from Wendy's or something...
Monday, February 14, 2011
Happy Valentine's Day!
Is this asking you to "be my valentine" or "be my valentine cake?" Regardless, nothing says "I love you" like a Little Debbie and a glass of chocolate milk, eh?
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Paparazzi Spies "Eat Me" Blogger Doing "Eat Me" Things
That's my girl Liz enjoying a giant Molson Canadian and hot dog slathered in yellow mustard with a side of fries while celebrating Star Wars Night at the Knoxville Icebears hockey game.
Super Bowl Sunday the Eat Me Way
The rule was to bring a dish of strange bedfellows, but I broke that rule after drinking at the Big Bad Oven show all day and subsequently not giving a shit about what I ate as long as it had meat in it. So I give you our Super Bowl Snack Spectacular:
You'll notice a giant bowl of Doritos (an absolute must), Reuben Dip, Spinach Cupcakes, Turkey Bacon Pinwheels, and Hawaiian Honey Hammys, along with an array of beer and tobacco products. This does not include the Balsamic Vinaigrette-marinated steak Dave cooked up at halftime. A feast for the eyes and the belly.
Laura Rogers stuck to the rules and made these delicious Spinach Cupcakes with Spinach Dip icing and Olive garnish! Magnifico. I just ate two leftovers while typing this. Lara and David's dog licked some icing off one and I think we quickly forgot which one it was, and probably ate it.
This is my Reuben Dip, a recipe originally procured from Hilary Trenda, and one that I find makes everyone lose their minds with edible ecstasy. It's basically chopped corned beef, mayo, sour cream?, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and the all-important ingredient of caraway seeds. Serve with cocktail rye bread. You fancy, huh.
You'll notice a giant bowl of Doritos (an absolute must), Reuben Dip, Spinach Cupcakes, Turkey Bacon Pinwheels, and Hawaiian Honey Hammys, along with an array of beer and tobacco products. This does not include the Balsamic Vinaigrette-marinated steak Dave cooked up at halftime. A feast for the eyes and the belly.
Laura Rogers stuck to the rules and made these delicious Spinach Cupcakes with Spinach Dip icing and Olive garnish! Magnifico. I just ate two leftovers while typing this. Lara and David's dog licked some icing off one and I think we quickly forgot which one it was, and probably ate it.
This is my Reuben Dip, a recipe originally procured from Hilary Trenda, and one that I find makes everyone lose their minds with edible ecstasy. It's basically chopped corned beef, mayo, sour cream?, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and the all-important ingredient of caraway seeds. Serve with cocktail rye bread. You fancy, huh.
Behold the Candwich
We missed the boat on the Candwich, a "new and innovative sandwich product." Will Fist says there's a ham sandwich in every can of beer, but this is taking things a little far:
BBQ Chicken Drink! Coming soon: Pepperoni Pizza Drink! It appears to be marketed to children, hikers, and construction workers, a homogenous target market in that each cohort.... likes... peanut butter and jelly drinks?
In other news, while researching this post, (i.e. Googling "is there really a ham sandwich in every can of beer"), I uncovered the Ham Sandwich Theorem, which refers to "the special case when n = 3 and the three objects are a chunk of ham, a slice of cheese, and two slices of bread (treated as a single disconnected object).
The theorem then states that it is possible to slice the ham and cheese sandwich in half such that each half contains the same amount of bread, cheese, and ham. It is possible to treat the two slices of bread as a single object, because the theorem only requires that the portion on each side of the plane vary continuously as the plane moves through 3-space."
This can sometimes lead to the "ham sandwich problem" which I don't understand and thus won't try to explain because it has something to do with an algorithm computing a dimensional hyperplane.
The ham sandwich theorem has no relationship to the "squeeze theorem" which, upon further research, is also known as the Two Policemen and a Drunk Theorem, and I am not making this up, and I have veered way off course from the Candwich and can't find my way home.
This is what happens when you take a break from grantwriting.
BBQ Chicken Drink! Coming soon: Pepperoni Pizza Drink! It appears to be marketed to children, hikers, and construction workers, a homogenous target market in that each cohort.... likes... peanut butter and jelly drinks?
In other news, while researching this post, (i.e. Googling "is there really a ham sandwich in every can of beer"), I uncovered the Ham Sandwich Theorem, which refers to "the special case when n = 3 and the three objects are a chunk of ham, a slice of cheese, and two slices of bread (treated as a single disconnected object).
The theorem then states that it is possible to slice the ham and cheese sandwich in half such that each half contains the same amount of bread, cheese, and ham. It is possible to treat the two slices of bread as a single object, because the theorem only requires that the portion on each side of the plane vary continuously as the plane moves through 3-space."
This can sometimes lead to the "ham sandwich problem" which I don't understand and thus won't try to explain because it has something to do with an algorithm computing a dimensional hyperplane.
The ham sandwich theorem has no relationship to the "squeeze theorem" which, upon further research, is also known as the Two Policemen and a Drunk Theorem, and I am not making this up, and I have veered way off course from the Candwich and can't find my way home.
This is what happens when you take a break from grantwriting.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict
This concoction includes stacks of doughnut, brownie, melty Creme Eggs (complete with oozing yolk!), and a topping of rich frosting, all accompanied by a mound of fried pound cake to give the effect of side potatoes. WTF.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Wendy's Training Videos are all the rage these days
"And when you're rea-dy for some hot tea, get a cup and fill it up, it's ea-sy as can be"
Thanks to Jen Rock and Julia Hungerford for sharing these highly entertaining Wendy's training videos, which seem to assume that making up a song about how to brew coffee will ensure employee efficiency. One of my best friends in high school worked at Wendy's and we enjoyed free chicken sandwiches and Frostys to our heart's content. She also had the experience of someone in the drive-thru asking what was in the Chili, Chips and Cheese. Uh, it's chili, chips, and cheese. Enjoy!
Update: Eat Me blogger Liz Albertson's cousin apparently met her husband while working at a Wendy's, so forget Craigslist and eHarmony and go get an application today. And slip me a Double Stack on the side.
Thanks to Jen Rock and Julia Hungerford for sharing these highly entertaining Wendy's training videos, which seem to assume that making up a song about how to brew coffee will ensure employee efficiency. One of my best friends in high school worked at Wendy's and we enjoyed free chicken sandwiches and Frostys to our heart's content. She also had the experience of someone in the drive-thru asking what was in the Chili, Chips and Cheese. Uh, it's chili, chips, and cheese. Enjoy!
Update: Eat Me blogger Liz Albertson's cousin apparently met her husband while working at a Wendy's, so forget Craigslist and eHarmony and go get an application today. And slip me a Double Stack on the side.
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