Sandwich of the Week: The Fatty Bloater

I swear I'm going grocery shopping today and only buying fruits and vegetables because my bare cabinets created a monster this week. Well, actually, Josh created a monster when the only things we had to eat in the house were Stove Top, eggs, bacon and white bread. And Duke's mayonnaise, which as any self-respecting Southerner will tell you is pretty much the gold standard of condiments. Sooooo, we..... made Stove Top and added bacon bits to it? Then turned the Stove Top/bacon mix into patties? And...... (fried them). Then we fried eggs and put the whole ungodly trio on white bread with mayonnaise. And it was DELICIOUS.