Crazy Alcohol Rainbow Pig

Awesome things about this video:
1. Four Loko is described as "alcoholic unicorn blood"
2. It is about chili
3. "Bacon's on sale, so we get it all"
4. "Someone's gonna die tonight eating chili"
5. The use of Ms. Vicki's Jalapeno Chips
6. BACON TROUGH
7. "Dominant species mixes inferior species in a pot... to eat"
8. A BACON CUP that incorporates basketweaving techniques. Only it's baconweaving.
9. Fries and cheese. Mountains of chili. Deep-fried Jalapeno chip-coated cheesesticks OH MY GOD
10. "Drizzle some Four Loko into the orifices"
11. BACON CUP OF FOUR LOKO
12. He eats it with a paddle
13. "Tastes like crazy alcohol rainbow pig"
Eat Me hands over the reins to Epic Meal Time. Sigh.
Also check out:
Fast Food Lasagna
Meatball Deathstar cause "It's been awhile since I had the meat sweats" featuring "Vegetables! (Sorry, green decorative bullshit)" and "Pancetta! Cause bacon was busy. We still cool, though"
and
Breakfast of Booze in which we cut up some ham and wrap it in bacon and deep fry it in beer batter. With chocolate chip bacon beer waffles - "That's smart."
WE USED A LOT OF JACK DANIELS. A LOT. CAUSE WE DON'T FUCK AROUND AT BREAKFAST.
Sorry this post is a rambling quotefest, but I am beside myself over this shit.